Jousting in the microwave -- the ancient Peep right for honor maintenance

Peep jousting is an ancient Peep right of passage.

I’m sad to say that we’ve had a battle between Peeps® here at Peepscookbook.com. The yellow Peeps claim their supremacy over all other colors for they believe that because they were the first, they are the best and only true Peep. The pink Peeps are sure that because they are much cuter and compliment people’s skin color that they have more credibility than the yellow because of their good deeds toward mankind. Yellow and Pink Peeps decided that the only logical and Peeply way to settle this was to joust in the microwave. It was Peeply honor at stake. Peep-o a Peep-o.

It was a sad and grisly sight as you shall see if you watch the video (Peep jousting link above). The loser couldn’t maintain any sort of composure and got too big for his britches and in the end went insane and lost his identity. The winner got a fat head over the outcome. Overall, it was a tragic and pointless loss of Peep…and the whole thing made the kitchen smell like Peep death. Cleaning the microwave of burnt Peep wasn’t any fun either lemme tell ya. Who knew Peeps were so prideful and stupid! I have to say that I no longer have any liberal Peep guilt about baking them into food. They obviously don’t have any concern for Peep life. Lousy Peeps.

A tragic loss of Peep life and a nasty mess to clean up.