Another classy canape that will impress even the snootiest of your friends. Peeps® B & J add a certain Je ne c’est quoi to any social gathering — be it Art Opening, Bridge game, or yacht race (“Muffy dear, open the champers and bring out the Peeps B & J, we’re coming about!”). They bring out the inner child in the stuffiest of snobs. Who doesn’t like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? It takes us right back to elementary school when we didn’t have a care in the world (other than Jonathan Jones tormenting me — boy did I have a temper back then and it amused him no end to make me mad. Although that backfired once when I threw a knife at him and it stuck in his knee). This happy hors d’oeuvre is out of the lunch box and into the living room. Why should little girls’ tea parties have all the fun? hmmm? Peeps B & J! It’s easy, cute as the dickens, and way yummy.
Easy peasy recipe:
- Bread cut into rounds. I used a glass and punched it through the bread — works like magic.
- PB
- J
- Peeps
Make your bread rounds. Slather the peanut (or almond or cashew) butter on the rounds. Place your Peeps. Dab a dollop of jam (I used raspberry) on the Peeps’ heads. Bingo! Peeps® B & J!



A Query:
While making my deliciously adorned Peep Recipe, in anticipation of Peep glory, I perchanced to catch sight of an errant, backwards moving peep, or Speep, which was moving at breakneck speed, BACKWARDS!….What to do, I ask? Is it time to address the relevant issue of Peep Speed Limits, or what? …If so, what speed limit should a Speep (or errant, speedy Peep) keep?
Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.
Sincerely,
HOM of Peep Keeping
Dear HOM — I’m no physicist, but I believe the theorem for Peeps relativity is Speep=Marshmallow Cream squared. Keep me posted on your discoveries!
Excellent.
Thanks for the interesting Speep theorem.
HOM
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